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Secretions Magnifiques
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Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d'Orange is a woody fragrance for men and women. Secretions Magnifiques was launched in 2006. The nose behind this fragrance is Antoine Lie.
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Warning, this can hurt sensitivities! Secretions Magnifiques is not a normal perfume, it seeks to go beyond. If you wonder what it smells like: blood, semen, and decomposing sugar. It’s a very strong and lasting scent, it lasts all day. It smells like intimate secretions in putrefaction. It might serve as a joke at a party or bachelor party, but not for public use or as a sexual stimulant, it has the opposite effect. Buy this only to see the reactions of whoever sprays it. After the joke, use lots of water and soap, and then a vanilla perfume, because the smell gets into the brain and persists. If you’re tickled by curiosity, you know I warned you.
Curiosity killed the cat and my nose. I read that it smells like wet dog with spoons, and I agree: it’s terrible and repulsive. On my skin, it’s like seaweed, rotten egg, and raw meat. The trail and longevity are brutal; I couldn’t get the smell off me. Other people thought it smelled like a hospital, saliva, fish, flowers, and metal. It was fun to try, but don’t blame me if it makes you want to vomit.
Curiosity killed the cat and my nose. I read it smells like wet dog with spoons and I agree: it’s terrible and repulsive. On my skin it’s like sea algae, rotten egg, and raw meat. The sillage and longevity are brutal; I couldn’t get the smell off me. Others found it smelled like hospital, saliva, fish, flowers, and metal. It was fun to try, but don’t blame me if it makes you want to vomit.
What a horror, it smells terrible and is super potent. I had to wash my skin immediately after putting it on and had to use body spray every ten minutes.
Ulalá, I expected not to put this fragrance on my skin; it’s horrible. In other words, it’s very ‘wakala’ in Chilean slang. I don’t use any ancient Hispanic tongue, and in the globalized world I accept whoever speaks differently without offending, just as on fragantica.com no one discriminates against reviews in Arabic or other languages; I simply skip them and don’t try to translate. To whoever is annoyed that I skip them. But since this is for reviews and not to download discrimination, I must add that it smells terrible; they really excellently achieved their idea of Secretion. Whether it’s magnificent or not depends on the level of psychopathy it generates, haha, that’s what it generates in me. My apologies to those who like it.
Secretions Magnifiques mixes the brand’s game with experimentation. The house, known for geometric bottles, goes overboard visually here. But the worst is that it forgets the basics: smelling good. It tries to mimic bodily fluids and succeeds perfectly: it smells like dry semen, coagulated blood, cold mucus, wet dogs, oxidized metal, and rotting trash. The longevity and sillage are massive. I applaud the originality and dark humor, though personally I think rolling in one’s own urine smells better than this. A masterpiece for some, a disgustingness for others.
This fragrance is a very complex work of art because, in my opinion, it was created to joke with expensive perfumes and managed to create something so bad that it’s actually good. I absolutely do not recommend it; it’s trash, it smells very bad, and you’ll only generate rejection in others. Perfect for Halloween and similar parties.
Like in any art form, perfumery also has purely conceptual works. Another thing is the concept they tell… I ran into Secretions (I’ll skip the ‘Magnifiques’ part) by chance. Inspired by the myth, I brought the bottle to my nose and it didn’t seem so horrible: strong metallic, acidic, and shrill tone. I tested it on blotting paper and got scared: my brain interpreted it as bleeding, tart, and foul gums. It smelled like the morning breath of a mouth with terminal periodontitis. I don’t know if I missed the concept or understood it too much. Secretions evokes sickness and decrepitude. It represents what disgusts and scares us: bodily putrefaction and the fear of our own decomposition. Another option is that it simply wants to be a bad-taste joke.
Like in art, perfumery has conceptual works. I found Secretions by chance. Encouraged by the myth, I brought the bottle close, and it wasn’t as horrible: metallic, acidic, and shrill. When I applied it to my skin, my brain saw bleeding, tartar-covered gums. It smelled like the morning breath of someone with terminal periodontitis. I don’t know if I misunderstood the concept or understood it too well. Secretions evokes sickness and decrepitude, representing putrefaction and the fear of dying. Another option is that it simply wants to be a bad-taste joke.
It smells like a menstruating vagina with semen after sex. Just like that. Some people might dislike it and some might like it, who knows… every nose is a different world. I neither liked nor disliked it.
It smells like a menstruating vagina with semen after sex. That’s exactly it. Some may dislike it, others like it. Every nose is a different world, I neither liked nor disliked it.
Dear Mr. Jeremy Fragrance, you don’t make jokes, you tell jokes, or you make jokes, and so on. It’s giving me eye bleeds, I’m sorry, I can’t help it. Agur eta ondo ibili!
ETAT LIBRE D’ORANGE (Short and fiercely subjective reviews): 500 YEARS: A nocturnal orgy in a Roman villa surrounded by olive trees. Tunics, cloves, incense, pepper, wine, and spices. TOM OF FINLAND: A decadent brothel in the old town with mature courtesans. Talc, lacquer, Licor 43, oranges, and bulk women’s cologne. ARCHIVES 69: Catching fairies in the forest with a butterfly net. The fairy perfume that barely smells like anything. Candies, water lilies, and an elm grove. FAT ELECTRICIAN: A late-night date and Cronenbergian sex with a gynoid. Rubber Flesh Android. Rubber, toy plastic, and synthetic pheromones. EXIT THE KING: Hitchcockian vertigo in the botanical garden. Green, green, and more green. Plants, ponds, and sequoias. RIEN INTENSE INCENSE: A rebellion in a psychiatric clinic for addicts to aberrant sex. Shattered cells, poured urinals, desperate powders among medications and burnt plastics. HERMANN A MES COTES…: Smell of peed underwear or Swamp Thing’s briefs if he wore them. RIEN: Morgue street rapes. The scent left by the ape in the bedroom. Cage, excrement, animal excitement, and cheap cologne. SHE WAS AN ANOMALY: A game of passion. Adrenaline after polo gives way to sex in the stables. Sweat, leather whip, hay, horses, and lots of money. EXPERIMENTUM CRUCIS: A synthesis between Ada’s heat with Van and the aroma of Floramores’ nymphets in Anti-Terra. Lemons, laughter, and erotic games. LIKE THIS: Chasing shadows of ladies in the sunny park, hiding smiles with parasols, feeling their perfume mixed with bakeries. YOU OR SOMEONE LIKE YOU: Summer evening, a pair of vampires in a decadent Venetian mansion. Talc, lilies, vines, algae, and stagnant water. SPICE MUST FLOW: Pepe LePew trying to conquer Penelope. A brutal trail causing voracious desire. Explosion of aphrodisiac cinnamon. LES FLEURS DU DECHET – I AM TRASH: Rotten matter, injectable decadence, vital filth, and pornographic luxury. Rotten fruit and opium. Trash of luxe and millionaire yonkis. JASMIN & CIGARETTE: Two lovers in a café. Perfumes mixed with cigarettes. Glances of desire and excitement. First the crime; later the sex. Pear, jasmine, and ashes. REMARKABLE PEOPLE: Don’t draw attention, be honest, predictable, and boring. Don’t slam the door, don’t leave a trail. DIVIN’ ENFANT: Dressed up, made up. Buried childhood memories are their perfume. From girl to woman, from woman to girl. Rose and tobacco, fruits, and vanilla. ROLAND MOURETTE UNE AMOURETTE: Never had a boyfriend, but imagines love smelling of caramelized sugar crème brûlée, licking cinnamon branches, and eating meringues while burning incense. DANGEROUS COMPLICITY: The Marquise de Merteuil in the bathtub with petals, perverse imagination tasting peaches. Then in front of the mirror, masturbating with talcum on breasts and thighs. Valmont will arrive on horseback. Eighteenth-century libertinage. YES, I DO: Dampness, mold, and dust. Abandoned houses, closed rooms, forgotten toys.
I recently tried this fragrance. It draws a lot of attention because of the comments. They told me not to dare apply it to my arm, but since I like trying everything, I sprayed it on. The first impression was sheer awe: realizing that this aldehydic metallic bomb, between Intreleven and Aldehyde Myrac, is used in these concentrations. It’s not a perfume to wear all the time and receive compliments. It’s conceptual; it gives you an olfactory experience. They achieved what they wanted; as a concept, it’s great. As a perfume, you have to be very brave and reckless to wear it. Greetings from Chile.
The worst part is that it doesn’t actually smell repulsive: it’s not like poop, urine, rot, or anything sexual. If fear had a scent, it would be Secretions Magnifiques: adrenaline, blood, knives, and meat over a base of terrifyingly sterile cleanliness. Remember the Blade (1998) scene with the vampire rave in a slaughterhouse with blood dripping from the ceiling? That’s exactly where SM transports you.
It’s not as bad as the reviews suggested, but I still wouldn’t buy it. The metallic ‘secretions’ vibe (like raw meat) is very present, though there’s a floral touch that makes it interesting. I detect notes reminiscent of Mugler’s Womanity, but MUCH more unpleasant (I actually love Womanity). P.S.: DEFINITELY does not smell like wood as claimed here. If I had to label it, it’s more of an aquatic floral. Pleasant: 3/10 Interesting: 8/10 Versatile: 0/10 Original: 10/10
This isn’t a perfume; it’s a personal concept. I’m holding back my full opinion due to censorship fears, but what blew my mind was its longevity and projection: high endurance on an indecipherable scent.
Smells too much like secretions, if it lives up to its name. I perceived blood, sweat, and dry saliva. I couldn’t take it.
But what a horrible thing. Using perfume is supposed to smell distinguished, clean, or at least pleasant. I won’t give this a positive review. It smells like a rusty metal tub filled with sweaty underwear from days of masturbation, lubricated with saliva, or like right after you finish a crossfit session just before your partner’s period, all sweat. It smells exactly as the name says: SECRETIONS. Perfume for Nosferatu.
A pit dug in the ground, thick stone walls. You’re down there, shackled with rusted manacles and iron bars covered in rust. The bottom is mud, and from time to time you see some bug; there’s dampness and mold. Your own secretions accompany you in that disgusting hole. That pit smells like Secretions Magnifiques.
It’s like being in a pit dug into the ground, with stone walls and rusted shackles. There’s mud, dampness, and mold. Your own secretions accompany you in that disgusting hole. That’s what Secretions Magnifiques smells like.
Bought a 5ml decant (no way I’m spending $100) and I just say wow, this is true niche. It’s the first perfume that made me gag just smelling the cap; it smells like human secretions and fulfills its purpose of emulating semen, blood, and bodily fluids. Not bad, since these fragrances are meant for experimentation. Based on that, I give it 5/10. It’s extremely interesting and original.
Courtney Love on a tropical island with palm trees and millionaires eating pizza. The fragrance of David Lynch’s ‘Lost Highway,’ with Marilyn Manson and Twiggy Ramirez. That whole vibe. It’s not from this world; it’s a parallel reality you won’t want to know about. 1/10.
I have to admit I was prejudiced after reading about what it represents before smelling it and felt repulsed at first, until I couldn’t stop sniffing it. I was amazed at how well it wears on my skin and it’s now on my wishlist.
Genuinely surprised, I’ve never reacted to a perfume like this. I sprayed it on my arm and my head instinctively moved away, my heart raced, and my vision blurred. First, it was a warm scent of lactose, dirty talcum-soaked socks, dirty skin, and saliva. Then it calmed down, becoming saltier and more marine, like wet, sweaty skin with coconut sunscreen. It improves significantly as it dries. Much of the effect comes from the name and concept, as with any perfume. Objectively, it smells like milky coconut; I’m sure I’ve heard similar sunscreens, but nobody finds them disgusting because they don’t imagine sweat and blood. This fragrance is activated by imagination.
Okay, I’ve seen tons of TikTok videos and I need to clarify something: the scent isn’t gross; if it were, it wouldn’t be a commercial fragrance. Some people got nauseous, but I think their minds were just primed by what they heard beforehand. It is true that it’s strong and very salty, but it’s far from repulsive. The only thing I notice is a blood-like note; one review mentioned raw meat, which is the closest comparison. Behind that comes milk and coconut, which is curious. Don’t be afraid of it, give it a try with an open mind.
Smells bad.
Bought a 5ml decant of Secretions Magnifiques and held out long enough to try it; I’d been told it smelled terrible, but that’s not true. To me, it embodies the true spirit of niche perfumery: nothing banal, distinct from everything I’ve ever smelled, and totally original without being unpleasant or hard to wear. I won’t be buying the full bottle, but I’m glad to have this magnificent sample. Don’t miss the chance to smell it without prejudice—it’s not as disgusting as people say.
Added: They don’t look alike, but olfactorily, it reminds me of L’Orpheline by Serge Lutens in the sensation of ‘cold’ they share. Secretions is like a very metallic cold and L’Orpheline is like a stone cold. I don’t know if this description makes sense to someone else, but that’s how I perceive it and my brain associates it.
I have a bottle of this perfume and for me, it smells like putting a fish in a metal bucket full of milk; it’s not a particularly pleasant smell, but it hasn’t made me vomit.
I own a bottle, and to me, it smells like fish in a metal bucket full of milk. It’s not a pleasant scent, but it didn’t make me vomit.
This fragrance doesn’t smell like anything it advertises. It’s not nauseating or vomiting-inducing, it doesn’t cause gagging… but it’s far from being pleasant. It’s aggressive, very sharp, and the scent basically reminds of two things together: the smell left on hands after touching metal and the smell after peeling an orange, but stripped of any citrus or fruity nuance. That’s amplified by 10, and that’s what Secretions Magnifique smells like. Artificial and penetrating, a chemical assault on the nose.
Sweat, salty, dirty… completely disgusting.
Well… it completely threw me off. It made me salivate, like when you’re about to vomit. I also couldn’t stop smelling it. It was an experience. The first time I didn’t dare to test a perfume on my skin. Interesting and terrible. It gives a bit of a scare.
A slap of salty, rotting algae with a milky touch. When it settles, it has sweet floral notes, very ‘older lady™’ perfumery. It’s unpleasant; smelling it directly from the applicator tip smells like dry saliva, and when sprayed, it’s a salty, rotten, very sharp scent. As a marketing exercise, it’s great, but as something to wear…
In defense of Secretions Magnifiques: the reviews are usually exaggerated. It’s not the most disgusting perfume in the world. I showed it to people without telling them what it was, and there were no vomits—just intrigue and moderately positive reactions. You should see it as an artistic experience, not for daily wear. It smells strong, between coconut and metallic milk. It lasts about 12 hours on skin, and don’t put it on clothes because the scent lingers. Use it only for couples or personal occasions, never in offices or hot parks.
In defense of Secretions Magnifiques: It’s important to clarify that most negative reviews are greatly exaggerated. While the perfume isn’t particularly good, it’s far from being the most disgusting (for that, there’s Club de Nuit Intense). I showed it to a couple of people (without telling them the notes or what it imitates) and none had vomiting reactions; generally, they were curious and moderately positive. Also, how you approach the fragrance matters; it should be seen as an olfactory experience, closer to an artistic creation than a perfume for daily life. The scent is extremely strong, between coconut and milk with a metallic touch. It lasts about 12 hours on skin, and I personally advise against putting it on clothes or sheets because the smell is hard to get rid of. The use is mainly personal or for a couple if both enjoy it. Under no circumstances would I wear it casually, not in offices, not in parks, and definitely not in high temperatures.
I wanted to try this hyped fragrance; many describe it as a terrifying, unsettling scent. It is. At first, it’s not quite that unpleasant (I used a thick paper to test it so I wouldn’t stain my skin), starting with a marine note like stagnant, rotting but very salty water. It’s like grabbing dirty water from a pool, mixing it with green moss, and dumping it in a bucket with copper and bronze coins. Then it gets worse fast and turns you off. The smell is heavy, dense, hard to breathe (not just because of the aroma), like trying to inhale in a steamy shower. At 20-25 seconds, the nasty part hits: sour milk and rot, keeping the smell of decomposing algae. I sense something similar to strong blood or rust, plus dirty sweat; it’s too disgusting. I read people saying the reaction was exaggerated, but I don’t think so. Right when I smelled it, it wasn’t horrible to the extreme (I’m used to smelling rotting soy and corn when I go with my dad to the fields to load grains), but then it’s simply horrifying; the scent permeates everything: fingers, clothes, consciousness. If you like to experiment olfactorily, it’s recommended to try; without a doubt, it’s an experience worth it. Just make sure to keep the sample in a place where you can’t smell it or you’ll regret it. On the other hand, try not to eat after smelling it; I did and I almost vomited.
I had the misfortune of trying it at a perfumery. It literally smells like cardboarded boxers full of ‘involuntary secretions’ mixed with armpit. Stay away from it.
I’d slit my throat with a plastic spoon before I’d ever wear this again.